Friday Night.

It's pretty late.
Today I have stroked the cats, cooked the best omelet of my life, watched some wrestling and stroked the cats a little bit more.

Semi Feral Snuggle Babies.

The cats are a million times braver than they where just three days ago. Last night they ate their dinner off of my lap! For supposedly wild 'feral' cats they are pretty wimpy and haven't scratched or bitten me yet (I have so obviously just jinxed myself). After their tea Stagger Lee (the tabby) snuggled in his bed in front of the radiator and Crow Jane rolled and fussed about on the carpet enticing me to stroke him, something I have so far resisted. Well this morning I attempted a little stroke on Crow Janes head and although he stopped eating and looked at me with "DON'T TRY THAT AGAIN' eyes, he didn't run away and finished his breakfast standing on my lap.
Having re-named them after prolific murder ballads, in honor of their hard days on the streets, I'm starting to think we should have named them Mr SnuggleButt and Baby McFluff.

My Plan!

O.K

So my plan. Robin says its not a plan it's a goal, but whatev's it's my plan.

step 1. Find some people who want to run the Bath half marathon/London marathon.

step 2. Get some Team Zissou uniforms.

step 2b. Make some laminated ID cards.

step 3. Run a really long way.

step 4. Raise a bunch of money for the marine conservation society. (If we raised over £200 a turtle would be adopted in honour of Team Zissou!!)

step 5. Celebrate!

See....It's a plan.

OOooh I just thought we could make it a documentary???

Team Zissou

I have a plan cooking.

CATS

Our boys are home!
And I'm scared to move.
Crow Jane is very brave and has been slowly stalking about and has eaten a little food, but Stagger Lee is super duper scared and hasn't even eaten anything since he got home yesterday afternoon.
Anyhoo, I put Lion Man on the telly, hopefully that will sooth their souls, and for the rest of the day I'm going to sit furtively on the end of the sofa and hope these feral brothers explore a little more.
Also I feel pretty obsessed with getting my hands on some MEGA SOURS!!!

Happy Earth Day ♥

In honour of mother earth I planted my first ever hanging basket (and covered myself in mud somehow in the process).

Frida

Our very very naughty fish Frida never never never goes into her cave when we are watching! So I did the long con on her swishy tail and now we have stone cold proof she uses her cave.

Richard Dawkins?

I did some drawing this weekend that I'm pretty happy with so hopefully in the next couple of weeks I should have something to sell. Ooooh. Today I am waiting for the cats home to call me, drawing and folding washing oh and I am going to start a new book I was thinking 'the greatest show on earth' but its such a huge massive massive hard back I don't know if i can be bothered to carry it around with me.
p.s I had the most delish dinner last night. Om nom nom.

SUNday

This is where I spent yesterday afternoon. All spread out on the grass reading Patrick Swayzes autobiography. It was probably the best day I've ever had for about a million years. Patrick Swayze is one hell of a man, I got his autobiography for Christmas but I've only just started reading it. Jeeze that man was so full of dreams and ambition its pretty awe inspiring in an embarrassing 'I'm reading Patrick Swayzes autobiography in a public park under a massive weird totem pole with Japanese tourist girls taking photos of me' kind of way.
Anyhoo, today I've got some business to attend to. eek.

Blugh

Hmmphfff I'm still not so sure this blogging thing is my cup of tea.
Maybe if I actually had something interesting to say things would be different but alas sitting next to the window all squinty eyed trying my hardest to see some Icelandic volcano ash in the sky isn't much to write home about. I mean there are clouds but they don't look very special.

Hlynur Hlynur Hlynur x x x

Today I can't really concentrate on my life.

Too much time thinking about Hilmir Snær Guðnason.

RACCOON DOG!!

I missed the UPS man this morning, he was trying to deliver my colouring pencil subscription. So far I only have browns although they are the best most wicked set of brown colouring pencils ever ever.
I'm just waiting for someone to ask me my favourite colour so I can puff out my chest and indignantly say RACCOON DOG!
It's pretty pretty horrible today and I have been feeling a little bit poorly after our BBQ went wrong somehow last night and filled my tummy with smoke. But, I had the wonderful news that the land lady will let us have the cats so it shouldn't be too long before they are scamping around and fluffing all over the place.

We are finally going to see Shutter Island tonight, Leo kills me every time. x x

OK I'm not sure about this blogging malarkey just yet so I made a little (bloody massive!!) video instead.

Oh yeah and I'm pretty much in love with Plan Bs new album today.

thats all..

Monday Evening

These are the two kitties we are going to adopt in the next couple of weeks. They are eight month old semi-feral brothers. Rob and I have decided to rename them Crow Jane and Stagger Lee, I seriously cannot wait to get their skinny butts home!!
Tonight I am planning to eat and draw and watch Doctor Who. Wahoo.

Hi

Rightyho..here I am world. On the internet for everyone to see. Not that anyone's looking.
I'm starting my interweb adventure to document my life trying to start up a little arty crafty business which will render me self employed. This time in 12 months I will be giving the middle finger to every crappy job I ever had and working from home. That's the plan anyway.